All Flying Saucers Are Government Made

I want to believe too, but it appears this flying saucer may be man-made

 

All Flying Saucers are government made is quite the bold claim, I know. Especially when there are UFO sightings much older than the governments of today, but let’s ignore that fact (unless you want to factor in time travel…). And to justify my use of the above statement, I would like to point out the difference in terminology here… Flying Saucers vs. UFOs. Almost all of the different Unidentified Flying Object reports can be classified in one of two categories; Lights in the sky or Physical Objects in the sky (often having lights on them). And of the Physical Object UFO reports, these can be grouped into subcategories such as Black Triangles, Large Cigars, and Flying Saucers. Funny thing about these sightings is that certain craft were more common during certain eras (I am hinting at something here… as human technology advanced, different UFOs were seen more regularly… get it?). And the era of Flying Saucers was the 50s and 60s. But we must go back even further than that to figure them out. So let’s look at the technological leaders of the previous decades, the 30s and 40s.

Nazi Germany (I guess I could have left out the Nazi part, but it sounds so much more intimidating and evil). These guys invented and/or perfected such things as the tank, the U boat, the jet engine, the rocket, and the flying wing (like the stealth bomber). And these are just the things that we know about so don’t think for a second that because they “lost” the war that they couldn’t be more technologically advanced than everyone else. I mean, they were successfully trying to take over the world somehow. And their conceptual ideas of things to come really paved the way for many technologies of today such as stealth technology, space travel, etc. The Nazis were well ahead of the rest of the world scientifically and technologically. This fact cannot be argued and it is often said that if the Allies did not “win” the war when they did, there may have been a different outcome due to the technological advances that the Nazis were very very close to revealing.

During the Second World War, Allied pilots reported balls of light that would fly around their craft. These were coined “Foo Fighters”. These balls of light would dance around the Allied planes at high speeds and would cause the pilots to abort their mission. It was thought (and is currently rumored aka well known) that these Foo Fighters were either Nazi remote controlled or automatically guided objects using an advanced form of propulsion (remember that even jet propulsion was advanced at that time), and were used to distract and disrupt the Allied bombing runs causing the bombers to turn around. Only one Foo Fighter was ever successfully shot down. It broke into several large pieces that fell to the ground burning the building it fell on. So unless you believe that aliens were controlling these balls of light, or that swamp gas was causing Allied bombing squadrons to turn tail and run home, then it may be safe to say that these Foo Fighters were very likely to be very advanced Nazi technology.

Because of the heavy bombing of Nazi airstrips, it was essential that they develop aircraft that did not require so much space to take off, or that could vertically take off and land (VTOL). German scientists created a circular craft that implemented the Coandă effect by having rotors spinning forcing air to go through the disk creating a higher pressure underneath the craft that would provide the lift, and had jets around the saucer as propulsion. These craft were being tested at BMW’s Prague works and just before the end of the war, they were able to perform amazing maneuvers at great speeds. When the scientists fled Czechoslovakia, one model and the plans were stolen.

The first highly publicized flying disk report was made by pilot Kenneth Arnold on June 24th, 1947. He commented that the objects look liked “saucers” or “disks” and was later quoted “they flew erratic, like a saucer if you skip it across the water” and the press worked that into the term “Flying Saucers”. The rest of 1947 was full of flying saucer sightings and the military got suspicious when the craft were regularly seen over strategic targets and most commonly in the north west states, hinting Russian origins. Noticeably behind in the advances of technology, the United States invests money into the design of saucer-like craft. Avro Canada (also known for making the Avro Arrow which was way ahead of it’s time and scrapped for no good reason) started working on the experimental Avrocar, which was sold to the US army and air force as a replacement for the Jeep as the Avrocar was basically a hovercraft, or a Jeep without wheels. And a very unstable one at that, which resulted in the project being scrapped.

The Americans finally got the Flying Saucer technology when one crashed sometime in the 60′s, confirming the Russian connection. Since then, flying saucer craft have been keep super top secret at the S-4 testing facility in Area 51 and the technology has evolved into the super fast stealthy elusive disks we see these days. And that is the story of Real Flying Saucers.

Flying Saucer designed and tested at the S-4 facility in Area 51. Read about Bob Lazar, he worked on the project and has some very interesting stories

 

But that is a very boring story. Let’s put a little crazy into the story by going back to 1917 when a meeting took place that was quite possibly the birth of the secret Thule Society, which spawned the German National Socialist Party (aka The Nazi Party), the SS, and the Black Sun. This meeting was to try to channel ancient Germanic and Babylonian deities (please note the occult foundation for the German National Socialist Party. It may not be connected directly to Hitler, but you can see what I am hinting at). What they channeled was text in the Sumerian alphabet (ancient) and in the secret code of the Knights Templar (another secret society from the medieval ages, worth looking up if you haven’t already seen or read The Da Vinci Code already). It came not from gods but from a planet in the Alderbaran system (the main star in Taurus) and had designs for a circular flying machine for making contact. After their initial RFZ1 and RFZ2 projects, the Thule Society were divided as some wanted to weaponize this machine and others believed it should be used only to make contact with the Alderbaranese (I made that word up… I dunno what they were called).

So their Flying Saucer project then got split into two factions. The Vril society (responsible for the channeling) had the goal to make contact with the Alderbaranese with their Vril craft…

… while the Thule Society was working on their weaponized Haunabu flying disks. Haunabu II (most Flying Saucer sightings  from during the 40s, 50s and 60s were of this style of craft) was capable of leaving the atmosphere and in 1942 it is rumored that the Nazis took it to the Moon and developed the first Moon base. Near the end of the war, Hitler was preparing to unleash his newly developed Haunabu III craft upon the city of New York but the end was upon him quicker than he could get the assault on America together. Also near the end of the war, the Vril craft were prepared to embark on Operation Alderbaran but also did not have enough time to complete the project. Instead of letting these technological advances fall into the hands of the enemy, they brought them out of the hangers and left them on the runways to be destroyed as the Allies bombed the airstrips. There is also the idea that Hitler escaped Germany with some of his UFO fleet by faking his death with another body (Hitler’s “remains” were recently found to be from a woman) and flying them to their Nazi base in Antarctica (but Hitler lived the rest of his life in Argentina).

Now there is a piece of information that may or may not apply to this story but is something that is worth mentioning. SS scientists were working on something very secretive called Die Glocke (German for The Bell). The designs for this super secret device were developed from the channelings of the Alderbaran message. The device was rumored to be of a very thick metal with a mercury-like substance in it that would glow when under tests. Among other things, The Bell was said to be a torsion field generator (a concept later developed by the Russians in the 80s) that they were developing to be a time machine. But The Bell got buried along with most of the scientists that worked on it when the Nazis collapsed the underground research facility at the end of the war, ensuring that no one ever gets this advanced technology.

If you remember from my last Conspiracy Hour, after the war the Americans tried to acquire as many of the Nazi scientists as possible as a part of Operation Paperclip. Their main acquisition was Wernher von Braun who was known for his work on the infamous V-2 rockets and was the head of Nasa during the “moon landing”. But other countries were also frantically trying to scoop up as many of these war machine making geniuses and someone (Russia?) made off with some Flying Saucer scientists and the Flying Saucer project continued along. The year 1947 brings with it all the flying disk sightings and the term “Flying Saucer, but there was also another very important Flying Saucer event….

Without going into too much detail on Roswell, a few facts need to be mentioned. All claims of alien bodies have been made by unreliable sources and the stories change every time the individual was interviewed on the subject. The wreckage that was collected was indeed not a weather balloon as the remains were of some very advanced technology that no one had seen before and there are many claims of this that seem to are all similar to each other. So it may just be more likely that this craft was not of extraterrestrial origin at all (especially due to the lack of any “solid facts” that lead toward the existence of ETs in general… except for the Hollywood movie of course), but was a super secret Russian Flying Saucer. Another interesting thing I heard about Roswell was that the US military used this crash as an experiment on the American people to study how rumors are spread and change over a mass amount of people over a long period of time (which isn’t all that unbelievable as this would not be the first or last experiment performed secretly on the American people by their own government). Needless to say, that would be quite a test to accomplish and would need something on a global scale or even larger… say something extraterrestrial.

And so the Americans got their Flying Saucer technology, but in this version of the story they get it earlier. At Area 51, they created their own saucers by reverse engineering the Roswell Saucer and other ones that have since crashed. Area 51 is where the real space program took place, not at mission control in Houston or some launch pad in Florida. Area 51 is where they not only filmed the Moon landing, but also launched the mission for the real Moon landing. And these Flying Saucers were how they got there.

 

Next time on Mikey Bones’ Conspiracy Hour…        The Caramilk Bar… no wait….      The Planet Nibiru

by DJ Mikey Bones on Jan.14, 2010