Deepwater Disaster
Pull out you fillings, remove your cell phone batteries, and put your tinfoil hats on… it’s time to get paranoid! There has been many recent topics deserving of your attention (The American occupation of Haiti, the questioning of the US President’s citizenship, and the passing of Obamacare to list a few), but what has really been plaguing me and is bringing my expert reporting skills back to you is the painting black of our oceans…
The explosion on the Deepwater Horizon drilling rig resulted in the deaths of 11 people and injured 17 (but this number will soon be dwarfed when the real death toll from this “accident” is figured out decades from now) and has also resulted in what may be the most dire environmental disaster that humankind has ever/will ever see. The company BP (who, on a side note, is the largest supplier of oil to the US military) is being held responsible for the clean-up, but the blame for the incident has been pushed back and forth in many directions, and has been focused towards our good friends at Halliburton who was cementing the casing (remember the controversy over Dick Cheney’s company that got the government contract for their involvement in the oil operations during the 2003 Iraq war before war was even declared and took as much money as possible from the US government?).



The explosion is agreed upon to be caused by negligence, but whether or not the neglect was intentional is still up for debate. There was a SBL (Schlumberger Ltd.) crew that was on the rig to perform tests on the Cement Bond Log, but BP decided not to do the tests for some reason and they were told to leave the rig on the next flight out, just hours before the explosion. That is the official story. The unofficial story is that the SBL was sent there to do the tests, but found that the well was still “kicking” and it should not have been at this stage. They recommended that the well be “shut in” by either pumping in a higher density mud (drilling fluid) or by activating the BOP (Blow Out Preventer). BP rejected their ideas and the SBL crew demanded to be evacuated immediately. Something already seems extremely fishy and I’ve barely got started…



Before the explosion, seismic analysts reported that there were repeated rhythmic events at the well head days before the blowout. If you would like to talk to the two people who were compiling data on these non-natural seismic signs then you are out of luck because they have gone missing. According to an anonymous letter sent in from a BP employee, it is rumoured that something was happening at the BOP (Blow Out Preventer) hours before the explosion, and many BP employees believe that something or someone had deliberately caused the blowout.



During the final phase of drilling, a geyser of seawater erupted 240 feet in the air and was soon followed by an eruption of a combination of mud, methane and water. The methane then ignited into a series of explosions and when the workers immediately attempted to activate the BOP, it failed. After it burned for 36 hours, the Deepwater Horizon sank. Unmanned ROVs (remotely operated vehicles) were then sent down to cap the well and investigate any potential damage. It was declared that there was no leak. 2 days later it was decided that there was “a very serious spill.”



They then lied to the public on the flow rate of the spill, at first saying that it was 1000 barrels per day and then generously upped their estimate to 5000 barrels per day. The “live” video feed from the ROVs was obviously looped, and the images being fed to the public were doctored to make the spill look smaller than it was. Only when National Geographic started publishing satellite images of the real damage was the scale of the damage acknowledged by the mainstream media. When BP first got their permit to drill, they initially said that the worst case flow rate was 162,000 barrels per day. It has recently been recognized that we are damn near that worst case scenario. And this is not including the 3000 times more methane that is being released with the oil.



Since the explosion, several attempts were made to stop the leak… trying to trigger the BOP with the ROVs, the Dome Cap, the Top Hat, the Junk Shot, the Top Kill… but all of these attempts failed. Out of the failures, the most recent is the most telling of how severe the leak really is. BP said that they had more than enough mud (50,000 barrels) to be used in the Top Kill method that would completely seal the leak and would take two days to do. Soon after they starting pumping, they were running out of mud and had to bring in another 30,000 barrels. The pumps were turned off 16 hours before we were informed as they noticed that the mud they were pumping in was coming out somewhere it was not supposed to, meaning that the leak is likely “down hole”, which really means is not repairable. The structure around the well was then proven to be weakened and weakening more, and to some, it appeared that BP was encouraging the leak and increasing the flow rate. It sounds like a ridiculous thing to do, but the reason behind this is to relieve the pressure as this unstable well is about to erupt. Our last and only hope that all the oil in this well doesn’t end up in the ocean is if we can drill two relief wells before complete disaster. So cross your fingers that the structural integrity holds out until the end of summer because that is how long it will take to drill the relief wells.



Except for a couple of my comments, most of this sounds like a tragic accident and nothing like a conspiracy at all. But when you are trying to identify a conspiracy, there are a few things to look for. The first and most obvious being: The Flow of Money (is probably the most telling fact there is)… Who has the most to gain? I cannot answer this question completely, but can offer one example of a business profiting from this. NALCO makes water purification systems and chemical dispersants and is supplying the dispersant Corexit to the cleanup efforts. NALCO is associated with UChicago Argonne (received $164 million in stimulus funds this past year), Warren Buffet (recently increased their holdings in NALCO), Maurice Strong, Al Gore, Soros, Apollo, Blackstone, Goldman Sachs (who sold 44% of BP shares before the incident when BP stock was at a high and still climbing), Hathaway Berkshire (recently increased their holdings in NALCO) and many others. Corexit holds the oil below the water’s surface (allowing for it to spread in 3 dimensions as opposed to being contained to the surface) and breaks up the spill into smaller pools. It is toxic to marine life and has been banned by UK authorities, and is also known to be up to only 57.4% effective in handling southern Louisiana crude. This Corexit stuff is hazardous to humans too, so when it is picked up by the rain, brought inland and makes it’s way into the water table, be prepared for damage to your red blood cells, kidney and liver. It really makes you wonder why they didn’t decide to go with the company that originally offered an environmentally friendly solution as soon as the leak was reported… oh yeah, I know why… the company was based in Columbia (no money to be made there)!



But I am probably losing your attention by now (yes, I know, you have checked your cell phone 3 times since you began reading in hopes that someone sent you a text message, and probably are reading this while talking on the phone, watching TV, and possibly playing a video game too… anything to keep distracted from reality) so let me throw a new level of paranoia out there by combing the facts and the rumours. It is possible (and very likely) that BP was tapping into a different kind of well, a super well if you will. A well deeper than any other drilled well, and in doing so, they ran into a batholith which is threatening to erupt as a massive underwater volcano of a scale that we do not understand resulting in a possible tsunami of oil and ocean. The military has been deployed to the Gulf, but is not a large part of the cleanup efforts as BP is messing that up all on their own, and is likely there to coordinate mass evacuations to containment facilities (FEMA camps?) when this really gets messy (hurricane season). What is really going on down there is unknown, our only eyes and ears on the situation being the mainstream media which is basically just repeating what BP is saying (lies), or what the government says (which is uneducated and fearful). Movement is being controlled via no fly zones and other prohibited areas. So we are once again left to the mercy of those who have an agenda that has nothing to do with the well being of the Earth or humankind. If this disaster is of the scale that I am proposing, then … well… we better start looking for a new home…


But before we jump to conclusions (too late for me, I already did on Day 1), maybe we should have a look at the other side of the coin… Maybe this is just another episode of the fear mongering campaign that is constantly put forth by our media and governments to keep us in a state of panic and easily distracted. While this possible diversion was being staged, Barak Hussein Obama (aka Barry Soetoro) passed Codex Alimentarius. Another fact worth noting is that Nigeria has been dealing with an oil leak that has been going on for 50 years! Also worth noting is that the amount of oil that leaked from this disaster is equivalent to the amount used in the US in any given hour. Could this all be hype?



So where the conspiracy lies and to what degree, I am not sure and can only encourage you to search for this answer on your own (there is so much more info on this topic out there … I had a very hard time narrowing this ‘report’ down to this reasonable size and it still does not do this topic justice). Is it all a money making scheme? Is it to distract the public while other politics go on without us noticing? Or is this part of the plan to slowly depopulate the world to a controllable level?

Next time of Mikey Bones’ Conspiracy Hour… Bah, who really knows… let’s say Barry Soetoro!

by DJ Mikey Bones on Jun.26, 2010
