Ding! Dong! The Witch Is Dead!

That’s right, ladies and gentleman, you can breathe again because the Americans have saved the world from evil once again. The Wicked Witch of the West, Osama Bin Laden, is dead! “The terror master is dead and we killed him” Jeraldo… one of the greatest minds of the 21st century!

 

I guess this explains the increase of the Force Protection Condition level to Bravo at all military bases in the US today! (“All personnel should remain vigilant for any suspicious activity “… make sure that you don’t look suspicious! Big Brother is always vigilant! Seriously, watch how the media uses this word… “Vigilant” is the new “Patriot”, as well as the new “tattletale”)

 

No, he wasn’t hiding in a cave like we were all led to believe … he was hiding in a mansion! (Monster! I respected him so much more when he was hiding in a cave… that made waaay more sense!) And this mansion was deep within Pakistan, so watch where American attention is directed next…

 

And how do we know it’s him? The “American troops” (i.e. mercenaries) returned with his body and the DNA was cross referenced with DNA offered by the Bin Laden family. (Oh yeah, don’t forget that his family are good buddies with the Bush family. And that they completely cut off any relations with Osama after 9/11. But there were family members found at the mansion… ?) I’m convinced…

 

So why am I being so sarcastic?

 

Is it because this is perfect timing to boost opinion of Obama with next year’s election already being in the spotlight? No, that’s too obvious…

 

Is it because this happens just days after Obama releases his “real” birth certificate finally “proving” he was indeed born an American citizen and is therefore legally holding his presidency? Ha, no but…

 

Is it because this happens just days after a report is released that says a nuclear hellstorm will follow if Bin Laden is caught? No, that must be a coincidence…

 

No, why I am laying the sarcasm down is … well… let’s say this… the only way that they killed him is if they went back in time to December 2001 when Osama Bin Laden was still alive. And as much as I like to believe in time travel, I doubt it was used to kill one of their best CIA operatives (yeah, that’s right, I said it). They are correct in saying that he is dead, but it happen almost 11 years ago. Don’t believe me? Let’s have a quick look…

 

This article talks about how a CIA chief goes to visit Osama Bin Laden in the American hospital in Dubai just months before September 11, 2001. It also mentions that he was reported to be under poor health and it was suspected that he had Hepatitis C giving him only a few years to live. This CNN article discuses that he was likely dead as of 2002 due to kidney failure. And in case those articles weren’t direct enough for you, this Fox news article clearly states that Osama Bin Laden died on December 26, 2001 due to lung complications.

 

But I don’t believe the news, so let’s ignore those articles and use some simple logic. Osama seemed to have a massive ego. He never went into hiding for long before coming back and trying to blow something else up, and always bragged about everything that he did. Why has he been silent for so many years? Was he… scared?! Ha! And really… with all the might of the American military, did it really take 10 years to find him?

 

OK, I’m just going to go out there and say it. Osama Bin Laden was a scapegoat. They knew he was dieing before 9/11 and used him as a patsy. Of course Osama and his family were in on it, along with the Bush’s amongst all the other true orchestrators of 9/11 (but that’s just my two cents). And he is again being used as a tool to further the agenda….

 

So will the US move against Pakistan? (don’t forget that the US has been bombing Pakistan with drone aircraft for many many years without ever declaring war or even officially admit to the bombings) Will this add to the turmoil in the middle east? Is WWIII to follow, starting with the detonation of hidden nukes in Europe (just like the prophecies of Baba Vanga predicted?) I don’t know, but I’d doubt that this is anywhere near the end of the story…

 

White Knight to A6, takes Black Bishop. Next turn…

 

by DJ Mikey Bones on May.01, 2011