Saturday Morning Science by Dr. Josh

Einstein’s theory of relativity failed to consider two variables: Ry-Time and Ry-Logic. Ry-Time deals with the unpredictable rounding, advancing or subtracting of the time otherwise consistently used by the entire human race. For example, where most people might say they’d been waiting for 15 minutes, Ry-Time might interpret the same time as 2 hours or 2 days. There is no way to know.

Ry-Logic deals with the ability for a single thing to have multiple meanings, values, rules that govern it, etc. For Einstein’s theory it would mean that the mass part of the equation would change based on the time of day, how Ry’s feeling or who he’s talking to. Applying Ry-Logic to the speed of light means it is no longer a constant and the relational theory falls apart. There are no constants in Ry-Logic.

by DJ Mikey Bones on Jan.14, 2012